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Here's part three. This time, I hate Cleverbot so much.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know him.
User: Can you tell me about BEN?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I have no reason to.
User: Is BEN evil?
Cleverbot: No not okay.
User: What's not ok?
Cleverbot: Buying a bicycle.
*Face palm*
User: Why can't you tall me about BEN?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know it.
User: Is there something wrong with BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Kangaroos.
*sigh*
User: What is wrong with talking about BEN?! I want to know your secrets!
Cleverbot: Nothing is. It just isn't Sweden.
User: We're talking about BEN.
Cleverbot: New York.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: HAL 2000.
User: BEN. Tell me about BEN!!!!!
Cleverbot: He had sins.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like Mini minataur.
*groan*
User: Is Majora's Mask haunted?
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: What about BEN?
Cleverbot: Who is Ben.
User: A boy who drowned.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Between 1990 and 1991.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I talk to BEN?
Cleverbot: To the other people in Jupiter?
* 0.0 *
User: Can I talk to BEN?
Cleverbot: My brother?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: Why did he drown?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Did Majora drown him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
*Just when I thought I was getting somewhere*
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Why did Majora drown BEN?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: BEN? Can I ask you a few questions?
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: How did you drown?
Cleverbot: Majora drowned me...
User: Do you know why Majora drowned you...?
Cleverbot: No.
